| To the memory of Thomas Tipper who departed this life May the 14th 1785 Aged 54 Years. |
| Reader, with kind regard this Grave survey Nor heedless pass where Tipper’s ashes lay, Honest he was, ingenuous, blunt, and kind; And dared do, what few dare do, speak his mind, Philosophy and History well he knew, Was versed in Physick and in Surgery too, The best old Stingo he both brewed and sold, Nor did one knavish act to get his Gold. He played through Life a varied comic part, And knew immortal Hudibras by heart. Reader, in real truth, such was the Man, Be better, wiser, laugh more if you can. |
The next, on John Scott, a Liverpool brewer, is rather rich in puns:—
| Poor John Scott lies buried here; Although he was both hale and stout Death stretched him on the bitter bier. In another world he hops about. |
On a butler in Ollerton churchyard is the following curious epitaph:—
| Beneath the droppings of this spout, Here lies the body once so stout, Of Francis Thompson. A soul this carcase once possess’d, Which of its virtues was caress’d, By all who knew the owner best. The Ruffords records can declare, His action who, for seventy year, Both drew and drank its potent beer; Fame mentions not in all that time, In this great Butler the least crime, To stain his reputation. To envy’s self we now appeal, If aught of fault she can reveal, To make her declaration. Here rest good shade, nor hell nor vermin fear, Thy virtues guard thy soul, thy body good strong beer. He died July 6th, 1739. |
We will next give a few epitaphs on publicans. Our first is from Pannal churchyard; it is on Joseph Thackerey, who died on the 26th of November, 1791:—
| In the year of our Lord 1740 I came to the Crown; In 1791 they laid me down. |
The following is from the graveyard of Upton-on-Severn, and placed to the memory of a publican. The lines, it will be seen, are a dexterous weaving of the spiritual with the temporal:—
| Beneath this stone, in hope of Zion, Doth lie the landlord of the “Lion,” His son keeps on the business still, Resign’d unto the Heavenly will. |
In 1789 passed away the landlady of the “Pig and Whistle,” Greenwich, and the following lines were inscribed to her memory:—