Don’t spill your broth on your chest, or use dirty knives, or fill your spoon too full. Be quick to do whatever your lord orders.

Take salt with your knife; don’t blow in your cup, or begin quarrels.

Interrupt no man in his story.

Drink wine and ale in moderation.

Don’t talk too much, but keep a middle course.

Be gentle and tractable, but not too soft.

Children must not be revengeful; their anger is appeased with a bit of apple.

Children’s quarrels are first play, then crying; don’t believe their complaints; give ’em the rod.

Spare that, and you’ll spoil all.

Young children, pray take heed to my little ballad, which shall lead you into all virtues.