God help us all! God help me too! I am,

God knows, as helpless as the devil can wish,

And not a whit more difficult to damn,

Than is to bring to land a late-hooked fish,

Or to the butcher to purvey the lamb;

Not that I'm fit for such a noble dish,

As one day will be that immortal fry

Of almost everybody born to die.

XVI.

Saint Peter sat by the celestial gate,