Must have seen puffs of Cockle's Pills,

Call'd Anti-bilious—

Which some physicians sneer at, supercilious,

But which we are assured, if timely taken,

May save your liver and bacon;

Whether or not they really give one ease,

I, who have never tried,

Will not decide;

But no two things in union go like these—

Viz.—quacks and pills—save ducks and pease.