'Tis a wonder how faggots have risen.

"The finance-scheme of Canning contains

A new Easter-offering tax:

And he means to devote all the gains

To a bounty on thumb-screws and racks.

Your living, so neat and compact—

Pray, don't let the news give you pain?

Is promised, I know for a fact,

To an olive-faced padre from Spain."

I read, and I felt my heart bleed,