I've the simplest of palates; absurd it may be,

But I almost could dine on a poulet-au-riz,

Fish and soup and omelette and that—but the deuce—

There were to be woodcocks, and not Charlotte Russe!

So pleasant it is to have money, heigh-ho!

So pleasant it is to have money.

Your Chablis is acid, away with the hock,

Give me the pure juice of the purple Médoc;

St. Peray is exquisite; but, if you please,

Some Burgundy just before tasting the cheese.