That there is none in heaven?”

“There are no women,” he replied.

She quick returns the jest:

“Women there are, but I’m afraid

They cannot find a priest.”

Force and Argument

Many persons who have seen the following lines of Dr. Trapp on a regiment being sent to Oxford, and at the same time a valuable library sent to Cambridge, by George I. in 1715, have not seen the answer which they provoked:

The king, observing with judicious eyes

The state of both his universities,

To Oxford sent a troop of horse; and why?