To cure diseases casual and hereditary,

The hospital has been pulled down”—

“You flatterer!” here exclaimed the doctor, mightily pleased; but the poet went on—

“And we have made a larger cemetery.”

The Remedy

Goldy’s touching lines, “When lovely woman stoops to folly,” fare sadly in the hands of a silk dyer, who sends about a circular with this parody:

“When lovely woman tilts her saucer,

And finds too late that tea will stain—

Whatever made a woman crosser—

What art can wash all white again?