Was instantly awake.

“What’s that thing in my stocking?

Well, in two jiffs I’ll know.”

And she drew a grand piano forth

From ’way down in the toe.

The Nestling Shuttlecock

The amusing verses of Peter Pindar (Dr. John Wolcot) on the King and the Apple Dumplings have been so much copied in school books and collections of humorous poetry that most readers are familiar with the monarch’s questioning:

“Strange I should never of a dumpling dream;

But Goody, tell me, where, where, where’s the seam?”

“Sir, there’s no seam,” quoth she, “I never knew