“‘A true-born Englishman’s a contradiction—

In speech an irony, in fact a fiction;

A metaphor invented to express

A man akin to all the universe.

* * * * *

Forgetting that themselves are all derived

From the most scoundrel race that ever lived,

A horrid crowd of rambling thieves and drones,

Who ransacked kingdoms and dispeopled towns.

The Pict, and painted Briton, treacherous Scot,