Upon the fly-leaf of an old book of sermons, an irreverent wag penned the following comment:

If there should be another flood,

For refuge hither fly;

Though all the world should be submerged,

This book would still be dry.

Debtor and Creditor

Many years ago a New England trader wrote this note to a dilatory debtor:

To avoid all proceedings unpleasant

I beg you will pay what is due;

If you do you’ll oblige me at present,—