When he wrote thus, “Quodcunque in fund is—acescit.”

Moore, “Literary Advertisements.”

Two Watering Places

“Saratoga and Newport, you’ve seen them,”

Said Charley one morning to Joe;

“Pray tell me the difference between them,

For bother my wig if I know.”

Quoth Joe, “’Tis the easiest matter

At once to distinguish the two;

At the one you go into the water,