The latter needs the “staff of life,”
The former kneads the dough!
Retaliation
An empty-headed youth having caught a young lady off her guard on the first of April, she retorted in the following lines:
I pardon, sir, the trick you played me
When an April fool you made me,
Since only one day I appear
To be what you are all the year.
Not Distinguishable
At a rubber of whist an Englishman grave