The latter needs the “staff of life,”

The former kneads the dough!

Retaliation

An empty-headed youth having caught a young lady off her guard on the first of April, she retorted in the following lines:

I pardon, sir, the trick you played me

When an April fool you made me,

Since only one day I appear

To be what you are all the year.

Not Distinguishable

At a rubber of whist an Englishman grave