Second Tourist. You wanted it, but I got it.
First Tourist. You just came here. I have had this place for two days.
Second Tourist. Then why did you go without even leaving your shadow?
First Tourist. I wasn't going to starve myself to death.
Comb-Vender [mysteriously]. Tortoise-shell.
Tourist [savagely]. Well?
Vendor. Genuine tortoise-shell.
Tourist. Go to the devil.
Third Tourist, Photographer. For heaven's sake, lady, you're sitting on my camera!
Little Lady. Oh! Where is it?