Correspondent. If you please, if you please, ladies and gentlemen, I will find him myself. Oh, yes, there he is. Hm! What a situation!
Tourist. Won't you have a chair?
Correspondent. Thank you. [Sits down.] Hm! What a situation! Very interesting. Very interesting, indeed! [Whisks out his note-book; amiably to the photographers.] Have you taken any pictures yet, gentlemen?
First Photographer. Yes, sir, certainly, certainly. We have photographed the place showing the general character of the locality—
Second Photographer. The tragic situation of the young man—
Correspondent. Ye-es, very, very interesting.
Tourist. Did you hear, Aleck? This smart man, the chief correspondent, says it's interesting, and you keep bothering about sandwiches. Dunce!
Aleck. May be he has had his dinner already.
Correspondent. Ladies and gentlemen, I beg you to be quiet.
Obliging Voices. It is quieter in the café.