Aleck. Father, I told you that Baedeker lies. You believe everything anybody tells you and drag us about without eating.
Man in the White Vest. The people were bored. My only desire was to amuse the people.
Military Woman. What is the matter? I don't understand a thing. Why isn't he going to fall? Who, then, is going to fall?
Tourist. I don't understand a thing either. Of course he's got to fall!
James. You never understand anything, father. Weren't you told that he's tied to the rock?
Aleck. You can't convince him. He loves every Baedeker more than his own children.
James. A nice father!
Tourist. Silence!
Military Woman. What is the matter? He must fall.
Tall Tourist. The idea! What a deception. You'll have to explain this.