Tourist. An official report! An official report! Such a bare-faced deception. Mary, Jimmie, Aleck, Charlie, call a policeman.
Hotel Keeper [drawing back, in despair]. But, I can't make him fall if he doesn't want to. I did everything in my power, ladies and gentlemen!
Military Woman. I will not allow it.
Hotel Keeper. Excuse me. I promise you on my word of honor that the next time he will fall. But he doesn't want to, to-day.
Unknown Man. What's that? What did you say about the next time?
Hotel Keeper. You shut up there!
Unknown Man. For ten dollars?
Pastor. Pray, what impudence! I just made his peace with heaven when he was in danger of his life. You have heard him threatening to fall on my head, haven't you? And still he is dissatisfied. Adulterer, thief, murderer, coveter of your neighbor's ass—
Photographer. Ladies and gentlemen, an ass!
Second Photographer. Where, where is an ass?