To write the name of bonny lass;

And if the reason you should speir,

Why both alike are brittle geir,

A wee thing dings a lozen lame—

A wee thing spoils a maiden’s fame.

Tourist’s wit on a window pane at Lodore:—

When I see a man’s name

Scratched upon the glass,

I know he owns a diamond,

And his father owns an ass.