They went and told the sexton, and
The sexton tolled the bell.—Hood’s Faithless Sally Brown.
WHISKERS VERSUS RAZOR.
With whiskers thick upon my face
I went my fair to see;
She told me she could never love
A bear-faced chap like me.
I shaved then clean, and called again,
And thought my troubles o’er;
She laughed outright, and said I was