But when we see it written wright,

We know it is not written right:

For write, to have it written right,

Must not be written right or wright,

Nor yet should it be written rite;

But write, for so ’tis written right.

TURN TO THE LEFT AS THE (ENGLISH) LAW DIRECTS.

The laws of the Road are a paradox quite:

For when you are travelling along,

If you keep to the LEFT you’re sure to be RIGHT,