Miss Greathead has no brains at all,

Miss Heartwell is ever complaining;

Miss Dance has ne’er been at a ball,

Over hearts Miss Fairweather likes reigning!

Miss Wright, she is constantly wrong,

Miss Tickell, alas! is not funny;

Miss Singer ne’er warbled a song,

And alas! poor Miss Cash has no money;

Miss Hateman would give all she’s worth,

To purchase a man to her liking;