She treats his suit with laughter.

“For Roger always hems and coughs,

While on the field he’s ploughing;

Then strives to see between the boughs,

If Betty heeds his coughing.”

The following jeu d’esprit, entitled “A Literary Squabble on the pronunciation of Monckton Milnes’s Title,” is stated to have been the production of Lord Palmerston:—

The Alphabet rejoiced to hear,

That Monckton Milnes was made a peer;

For in the present world of letters,

But few, if any, were his betters.