Such pain as mine can never sleep!—

Zounds! as I live, another’s gone!

For unrequited love brings grief,—

A needle, wife, and bring your scissors.

And Pity’s voice gives no relief—

The child! good Lord! he’s at my razors!

No balm to case the troubled heart,—

Who starched this bosom? I declare

That writhes from hate’s envenomed dart!—

It’s enough to make a parson swear!