This aching heart, and give it rest,—

We’ll want some eggs for Tom-and-Jerry

Could Lethe’s waters o’er me roll,—

These stockings would look better mended!

And bring oblivion to my soul,—

When-will-you-have-that-ditty-ended?

Then haply I, in other skies,—

We’d better have the oysters fried.

Might find the love that earth denies!

There! now at last my dickey’s tied!