Removed the wrappages, stripe after stripe,

And when the hidden contents were laid bare,

My first remark was: “Mercy, what a pipe!”

A pipe of symmetry that matched its size,

Mounted with metal bright—a sight to see—

With the rich umber hue that smokers prize,

Attesting both its age and pedigree.

A pipe to make the Royal Friedrich jealous,

Or the great Teufelsdröck with envy gripe!

A man should hold some rank above his fellows