If caring to make the best use of our tongues;

A careful attention to strict Phraseology

Involves a most notable saving of lungs.

“The study of heads has been christened Phrenology,

Professors would call it the study of brain;

But take my advice, and avoid Pneumatology,

For spirits are apt to treat brains with disdain.

“For much the same reason, we’d banish Psychology,—

What savant can give an account of his soul?

And if we could only abolish Theology,