I then met large numbers, whose drink was not sherbet,

Who scarce could look up when their eyes the gas-glare met;

So when I had learned from commercial adviser

That mere galt for sand was the great fertilizer,

I bade Mr. Eaglet, although ’twas ideal,

Get some from the clay-pit, and so get’m real;

Then, just as my footstep was leaving the portal,

I met an elm targe on a great Highland mortal,

With the maid he had woo’d by the loch’s flowery margelet,

And row’d in his boat, which for rhyme’s sake call bargelet,