Who now of threatening famine dare complain,

When every female forehead teems with grain?

See how the wheat-sheaves nod amid the plumes:

Our barns are now transferred to drawing-rooms,

And husbands who indulge in active lives,

To fill their granaries, may thresh their wives!

Campbell, the poet, was asked by a lady to write something original in her album. He wrote,—

An original something, dear maid, you would win me

To write; but how shall I begin?

For I’m sure I have nothing original in me,