A WARM RECEPTION.

Rusticus wrote a letter to his love,

And filled it full of warm and keen desire;

He hoped to raise a flame, and so he did:

The lady put his nonsense in the fire.

MEDICAL ADVICE.

“I’m very ill,” said Skinflint, once essaying

To get a doctor’s counsel without paying.

“I see it,” quoth the wily old physician;

“You’re in a most deplorable condition.”