God is best pleased when men forsake their sin;

The devil is best pleased when they persist therein;

The world’s best pleased when thou dost sell good wine;

And you’re best pleased when I do pay for mine.

A well-known instance of self-extrication from a dilemma is thus rendered in rhyme:—

When Queen Elizabeth desired

That Melville would acknowledge fairly

Whether herself he most admired,

Or his own sovereign, Lady Mary?

The puzzled knight his answer thus expressed:—