I can thay it now, I thed it wunth!
Another plan was to twist the numeral one into an ordinal. For instance:—
Search through the works of Thackeray—you’ll find a rhyme to month;
He tells us of Phil Fogarty, of the fighting onety-oneth!
A parallel lisp is as follows:—
“You can’t,” says Tom to lisping Bill,
“Find any rhyme for month.”
“A great mithtake,” was Bill’s reply;
“I’ll find a rhyme at onth.”
And