Another dissyllabic poser is liquid. Mr. C. A. Bristed attempts to meet it as follows:—
After imbibing liquid,
A man in the South
Duly proceeds to stick quid
(Very likely a thick quid)
Into his mouth.
And “Mickey Rooney” contributes this:—
Shure Quicquid is a thick wit,
If he can not rhyme to liquid,
A thing that any Mick wid