We wouldn’t be in these here vaults.
AT OXFORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE.
To all my friends I bid adieu,
A more sudden death you never knew,
As I was leading the old mare to drink,
She kicked, and killed me quicker’n a wink.
A SOUTH CAROLINA TRIBUTE TO DEPARTED WORTH.
Here lies the boddy of Robert Gordin,
Mouth almighty and teeth ackordin,
Stranger tread lightly over this wonder,