IN A CHURCHYARD IN ABERDEEN, SCOTLAND.

Here lies I, Martin Elmrod;

Have mercy on my soul, gude God,

As I would have on thine gin I were God,

And thou wert Martin Elmrod.

IN SWANSEA CHURCHYARD.

The body underneath this stone is

Of my late husband, Jacob Jonas,

Who, when alive, was an Adonis.

Ah! well-a-day!