“Not Sodom and Gomorrah!”

Away the waiter ran down stairs,

No waiter e’er ran faster,

Half out of breath he told the tale

To Boniface, his master;

A council at the bar agreed,

That chambermaid and cook, sir,

To give proof of their dirty tricks,

Should thro’ the key-hole look, sir.

So up went cooky first, and spied