Doodle, doodle, doodle doo,
Doodle, doodle, dil do.
But truce to all the learned trash,
All vague and loose conjecture,
And take from me, ye Comet skill’d,
A plain and simple lecture;
If this foul fact I fully prove,
No odds will be between us,
This Comet got his tail close crop’d,
By stroking planet Venus.