Still Mother M⸺r’s virtues mark;

She lives in chaste condition,

With her hautboy puffing P—k,

Who plays for his admission;

Most titled things I’ve heard her say,

Are dry b—s next-door neighbours,

Before such husky pipes can play,

Their bums are bang’d like tabors.

Jordan laughs at gibes and jeers,

At envy, spite, and spleen, sir,