And we rattle in comfort and pleasure all night!

In the Country how pleasant our visits to make,

Thro’ ten miles of mud, for formality’s sake;

With the coachman in drink, and the moon in a fog,

And no thought in our head—but a ditch or a bog!

In London, if folks ill together are put,

A bore may be roasted, a quiz may be cut.

“In the Country your friends would feel angry and sore,

“Call an old maid a quiz, or a parson a bore.”

In the Country you’re nail’d like a pale in your park,