"Mrs. Spoopendyke, there's been some mistake made in this thing. You should have been cast for Ophelia. That was the part intended for you."
"I would just as soon play it. What does he do?"
"He was an idiot from his birth and afterward went crazy. That was the part for you."
"Then I'd rather be queen. Now, dear, let's commence all over and I'll do it right this time."
"You can't do it worse. I'll try it once more, just to see what kind of foolishness you can work off."
"Now, mother, what's the matter?"
"We-e-e-e, Hamlet, oh, Hamlet! We-e-e-e-e!"
"Turn it off! Be quick and break off the end! What's the matter?"
"We-e-e-e-e!"