"'No,' sez 'e."
"''Opkins,' sez I, 'you're going fast.'"
"'Yes,' sez 'e."
"''Opkins,' sez I, 'I don't think you can 'ope to go to 'eaven.'"
"'I don't think I can,' sez 'e."
"'Well, then, 'Opkins,' sez I, 'you'll go to 'ell.'"
"'I suppose so,' sez 'e,"
"''Opkins,' sez I, 'you ought to be wery grateful as there's a place perwided for you, and that you've got somewhere to go.' And I think 'e 'eard, sir, for 'e just gave a little groan, turned over, and then 'e died."
THE FAIRIES' TEA
ANONYMOUS
Five little fairies went out to take tea,
Under the shade of a juniper tree.
Each had a cup from an acorn cut,
And a plate from the rind of a hickory nut.