CHARLES FARRAR BROWNE.
("ARTEMUS WARD.")
(BORN, 1834—DIED, 1867.)
THE TOWER OF LONDON.
MR. PUNCH,—My Dear Sir:—I skurcely need inform you that your excellent Tower is very pop'lar with pe'ple from the agricultooral districks, and it was chiefly them class which I found waitin at the gates the other mornin.
I saw at once that the Tower was established on a firm basis. In the entire history of firm basisis I don't find a basis more firmer than this one.
"You have no Tower in America?" said a man in the crowd, who had somehow detected my denomination.
"Alars! no," I anserd; "we boste of our enterprise and improovements, and yit we are devoid of a Tower. America oh my onhappy country! thou hast not got no Tower! It's a sweet Boon."
The gates was opened after a while, and we all purchist tickets, and went into a waitin-room.