In introducing to the public a Third Series of "Popular Readings," I consider it merely necessary to state that the courtesy of authors and publishers has enabled me to bring together a choice selection of humorous pieces which have acquired a large share of popularity, in addition to a number of others that may justly be regarded as novelties.

Concerning the former, I have so often had occasion to answer inquiries respecting particular pieces for recitation, that it occurred to me the handy collection of those most generally sought after, but hitherto scattered through various publications, would be welcomed by many; and I took steps accordingly. How far I have succeeded in my purpose a glance at the Contents-list will show. For the fresh matter admitted to these pages, I sincerely trust that from among so many new candidates for popularity, at least one or two of them may be elected to represent the Penny Reading Constituents of each respective Borough for some time to come.

Once more I beg to express my indebtedness and thanks to those authors and publishers who have so generously placed their copyright pieces at my disposal.

L. W.

Brompton.


CONTENTS.

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[Accompanied on the Flute]F. Anstey1
[The Troubles of a Triplet]W. Beatty-Kingston8
[Slightly Deaf]Bracebridge Hemming10
[The Lady Freemason]H. T. Craven18
[What Happened Last Night!]F. B. Harrison24
[The Fatal Legs]Walter Browne27
[The Caliph's Jester]From the Arabic29
[A Journey in Search of Nothing]Wilkie Collins32
[Gemini and Virgo]C. S. Calverley37
[King Bibbs]James Albery41
[Molly Muldoon]Anonymous48
[The Harmonious Lobsters]Robert Reece52
[The Provincial Landlady]H. Chance Newton57
[My Matrimonial Predicament]Leopold Wagner58
[Etiquette]W. S. Gilbert62
[A Lost Shepherd]Frank Barrett65
[A Mathematic Madness]F. P. Dempster70
[Waiting at Tottlepot]J. Ashby-Sterry72
[Married to a Giantess]Walter Parke75
[The Vision of the Alderman]Henry S. Leigh79
[The Demon Snuffers]Geo. Manville Fenn80
[The Walrus and the Carpenter]Lewis Carroll86
[My Brother Henry]J. M. Barrie89
[A Night with a Stork]W. E. Wilcox92
[The Faithful Lovers]F. C. Burnand95
[The Wail of a Banner-Bearer]Arthur Matthison96
[The Dream of the Bilious Beadle]Arthur Shirley99
[My Friend Treacle]Watkin-Elliott101
[The Voice of the Sluggard]Anonymous107
[Artemus Ward's Visit to the Tower of London]Chas. Farrar Browne108
[Mr. Caudle has lent an Acquaintance the Family Umbrella]Douglas Jerrold111
[Domestic Asides]Tom Hood113
[The Charity Dinner]Litchfield Moseley115
[Acting with a Vengeance]W. Sapte, Jun.120
[My Fortnight at Wretchedville]George Augustus Sala126
[The Sorrows of Werther]W. M. Thackeray132
[Moral Music]Anonymous133
[Billy Dumps, the Tailor]Charles Clark136
[On Punning]Theodore Hook139
[Seaside Lodgings]Percy Reeve140