What Trade are you, Brewer or Baker?

or do you a Waterman ply?

No, Sir, I'm an honest Watch-maker,

my Trade I will never deny.

Have you e'er a Watch you can show, Sir,?

we'll see how it sutes with our Clocks;

Yes, faith, and a Constable too, Sir.

I wish you were all in the Stocks.

You Sawcy impertinent Fellow,

because you have answered me so,