1. Hunt. Why, what's the matter?

Bump. Nay, I know not; but every day my great Guts, and my small Guts make such a Combustion in my belly, as passes, and my Puddings, (like Lances) run a-tilt at my heart, and make me queasie-stomacht.

1. Hunt. Canst thou not guess the reason of this trouble?

Bump. Yes, I think I can, and I'le be judged by thee, if my case be not desperate. I have a horrible mind to be in love.

1. Hunt. With whom?

Bump. With any body; but I cannot find out the way how to be in Love.

1. Hunt. Why? I'le instruct thee: Cans't thou be melancholly?

Bump. Yes, as a Dog, or a Hog-louse; I could even find it in my heert to cry presently.

1. Hunt. Canst thou sleep well?

Bump. I cannot tell, I never saw myself sleep.