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Prussianism. "... And Poets, Professors, Instructors of the Young, let it be Your divine labour to quicken our Germany with a hate of England so vast, so holy, so unappeasable, that WE need fear no more the danger of her hating US."

By Will Dyson. First published in The Nation, May 8, 1915.

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THE BAFFLED BURGLAR.

The Burglar: "I've got the swag, but strafe that copper! I can't get away with it, and there's no food in that beastly cupboard!"

By "F. C. G." First published in the Westminster Gazette, February 11, 1916.