Solid Worth in a Wife.

When Loveless married Lady Jenny,

Whose beauty was the ready penny;

I chose her, said he, like old plate,

Not for the fashion, but the weight.

Epitaph on a Miser.

Reader, beware immoderate love of pelf:

Here lies the worst of thieves, who robbed himself.

On a crooked Woman.

Nature in pity has denied you shape,