Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And he took out a plum,
And said, “What a good boy am I!”
If I’d as Much Money.
If I’d as much money as I could spend,
I never would cry old chairs to mend;
Old chairs to mend, old chairs to mend;
I never would cry old chairs to mend.
If I’d as much money as I could tell,