Then holding the spectacles up to the Court—
“Your lordship observes they are made with a straddle,
As wide as the ridge of the Nose is; in short,
Designed to sit close to it, just like a saddle.
“Again, would your lordship a moment suppose
(’Tis a case that has happened, and may be again),
That the visage or countenance had not a nose,
Pray who would, or who could, wear spectacles then?
“On the whole it appears, and my argument shows,
With a reasoning the Court will never condemn,