Maurya.
Musha, then, I will. There were three officers living in one house and Paudyeen Críona [Cree-on-a] was servant to them. There were no two of them of the same religion, and there used often to be a dispute amongst them—and every man of them saying that it was his own religion was the best religion. One day a man of them said, "We'll leave it to Wise Paudyeen as to which of us has the best religion." "We're satisfied," said the other two. They called in Paudyeen and a man of them said to him, "Paudyeen, I'm a Catholic, and what will happen to me after my death?"
"I'll tell you that," says Paudyeen. "You'll be put down into the grave, and you'll rise again and go up to the gate of heaven. Peter will come out and will ask you, 'what religion are you of.' You'll tell him, and he'll say, 'Go and sit in that corner amongst the Catholics.'"
"I'm a Protestant," said the second man, "and what'll happen to me after my death?"
"Exactly as the other man. You will be put sitting in the corner of the Protestants!"
"I'm a Hebrew," says the third man, "and what will happen to me after my death?"
"Exactly as the other two; you will be put sitting amongst the Hebrews."
Now there was no one of them better off than the other, as Paudyeen left them, and so the Catholic asked Paudyeen, "Paudyeen, what's your own religion?"
"I have no religion at all," says he.
"And what'll happen to you after your death?"