Gaston--The deuce, my dear father-in-law. A family council! You embarrass me!
Poirier--Not at all, dear Gaston. Let us sit down.
[They seat themselves around the fireplace.]
Gaston--Begin, Monsieur Poirier.
Poirier--You say you are happy, dear Gaston, and that is my greatest recompense.
Gaston--I'm willing to double your gratification.
Poirier--But now that three months have been given to the joys of the honeymoon, I think that there has been romance enough, and that it's time to think about history.
Gaston--You talk like a book. Certainly, we'll think about history if you wish. I'm willing.
Poirier--What do you intend to do?
Gaston--To-day?